LA Men

Okay so this post is about, well obviously, LA men, or about men I meet in LA that usually come from elsewhere but end up in LA to pursue their careers. That's the usual case.

Anyways, from my short time here, I met a good handful. And oh man, I feel like I can write a mini book about the experiences I have had with each that I have met.
And the funny thing is that I have met these men in the most unexpected places. I'm not too sure about getting into details, but I think its interesting to talk about it.

Well, first of let me say that chivalry is dead. And if you think it isn't, it is indeed a temporary facade that masks mens' true burning desire to put you in bed. Really it is. And the thing is, I find it amusing...which I will get into later. I am so aware, now, of this common underlying goal that unifies men. Yes, this goal and reaching it brings men together because after they "score," they will have an ego fest about who they banged and try to top each other by relaying the most intimate details to their peers, followed of course by hi fives and slaps on each others' asses. hahaha jk. But the thought is amusing. Yup, and after you will be number 42 on their "how many girls I banged" list.

Second point of discussion, my whole mentality on girls and guys being friends might have altered. Actually, yes, it did. haha. Because even if they don't make a move on you and make it clear they see you in that romantic or lustful light, they are thinking it in their head. When the time comes, they will make a move on you, try to cuddle you, maybe buy you drinks so "more than friendly" touching is excused because of inebriation. As long as sex exists, say bye bye to friendship.

Third, guys are liars. Hahaha. okay not liars, "sweet talkers." What a horrible and inaccurate euphemism. LOL. O man. I have a really good story about this one. Maybe in another post I will write about the story, but basically this guy was crazy. Think about the movie Swingers when the main character calls this one girl like ten times explaining himself. That happened to me. He was so conflicted. Even though he pissed the f out of me, I still feel sorry for him.

Hmmm....fourth, I met men who talk so big. Bigger than they should. It's ridiculous. Why flaunt something you don't have? Hahaha and then they say they aren't full of bullsh*t.....or they aren't a pig.....and on top of that, they are very genuine and an amazing man who treats women right. Sometimes talking too much about how good they are, what things they have, how much money they make accentuates the bullsh*t. Words don't say much nowadays.

For some reason, I haven't been aware of the male intention until I moved here. Is it the men in LA or men in general and have I just been blind sighted? I guess I haven't been single for tooo long, and when I was taken, I didn't even know other men existed. haha.

I wonder at times why men are so eager to stick their d*ick in any girl they can get. Why aren't they concerned with looking slutty? haha Because it's a Victory! LOL. Guys are so easy and its a little amusing to see what they would do to try and get there. Make you dinner, Massage your back, Compliments left and right. Sometimes they skip all of that and go straight for your mouth. Hahaha.

It is all a game and the ball is in the girl's court. We have the power because we have the p*ssy.

hmmm,....what else, I do think there are good guys out there. It's a rarity though and sometimes I fret that these good guys are finding their inner douche because of stupid books that says girls like assholes more than gentlemen. Well, I'm one who hates assholes. I'm surrounded by them 24/7. I mean, I am in LA. HAHA. jk. Really I am.

Perhaps the guy's "victorious feat" is a way to diffuse their insecurities. Their worth is based on how many girls they conquer? That or guys just like doing it. HAHA. Can't hate on that. LOL.